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Joe Rogan · 2024-12-05

Joe Rogan Experience #2239 - Derek, More Plates More Dates

Derek of More Plates More Dates and Joe Rogan dig deep into PEDs, drug-testing loopholes, fighter physiology, and modern absurdities.

Joe Rogan Experience #2239 - Derek, More Plates More Dates
The guest

Derek (More Plates More Dates): Pharmacology-savvy fitness and PED-education content creator behind the More Plates More Dates YouTube channel and brand.

What this episode covers

Joe Rogan hosts Derek of More Plates More Dates for a sprawling conversation centered on performance-enhancing drugs and the science and corruption of anti-doping. They detail how athletes evade testing through micro-dosing, blood doping, carbon-isotope-proof testosterone, and bribed labs, and dissect USADA's exposed practice of letting some dopers compete as informants. The talk ranges across MMA physiology (Yoel Romero, Jon Jones, Tom Aspinall, Alex Pereira), supplements like creatine, recovery tech like EMS and Iron Neck, hormone replacement, and Derek's own archery-injury rehab. They also riff on OnlyFans economics, trans athletes in sports, the COVID lab-leak report, leg-lengthening surgery, and Canada's high taxes and cost of living.

Recommended on this episode

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Iron Neck

Iron Neck

“I really believe in”
“I use an iron neck which I really believe in it's like the only thing that I've ever done that's strengthened my neck and not caused me any neck problems”— Joe Rogan
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NuFit (EMS training)

NuFit

“it's legit man it's really legit”
“all my back Pain's gone abilities back uh no no more sciatica at all no issues at all and everything is like much looser”— Joe Rogan

Also referenced (named, not recommended)

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Traeger grill

Traeger

“I take a bunch of elk steaks and uh I put them on the Trager um I slow cook them at like 265° until I get them to the proper internal temperature”— Joe Rogan
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Create creatine gummies

Create

“with the gummies it's so easy I keep it in the gym I just bust it open yeah eat some of them yeah they taste good too”— Joe Rogan
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WHOOP

WHOOP

“I was doing it for a while with whoop I was like checking my recovery I wasn't that I'm basically a feel person”— Joe Rogan
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Elite Flexibility PVC roller

Elite Flexibility

“I have a from Elite flexibility they make like a PVC Roller with like a very thin layer so it's very hard and I was doing a lot of rolling”— Joe Rogan
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Tell Your Children

Alex Berenson

“he wrote a book called tell your children and it's all his argument is that marijuana is not safe for everybody”— Joe Rogan
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Escape from Alcatraz

“1979 film Escape from Alcatraz presented inconclusive conclusions on one of the islands enduring Mysteries told the true story of three men”— Joe Rogan
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The Rock

“what was that movie I think Sean connory movie as well Rock yeah yeah that's about that right”— Joe Rogan
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Road House

“have you seen the Jake jayen Hall and Connor interview for roadh house and he's just tweaking the whole time”— Derek
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Icarus

“that was Gregory whatever his name was from Icarus yeah yeah”— Joe Rogan

Big reveals from this episode

  • Derek says a WADA press release exposed USADA covering up positive tests and letting elite athletes keep doping if they acted as informants.
  • Many sports do not store urine samples, so athletes ahead of the testing curve can never be retroactively caught.
  • Derek cites a paper finding ~75% of Olympic medalists who tested positive were caught years later, not at the time of winning.
  • Joe credits the NuFit EMS device, combined with stem cells and peptides, with fully resolving his archery-induced sciatica and back pain.
  • Derek alleges a fighter had blood removed and chilled, made weight, then re-infused his own blood as undetectable blood doping.
  • The transcript references a 500-page House report concluding COVID-19 likely originated from a Wuhan lab incident.
  • Derek blames Biden's 1990s scheduling of steroids for halting development of safer, non-masculinizing anabolics.

Worth remembering

  • Trimetazidine, an angina drug, shifts fuel use toward glucose to conserve oxygen, making it performance-enhancing in endurance events.
  • Testosterone is synthesized at scale from compounds in wild yams and soy that resemble cholesterol molecularly.
  • Beta blockers like propranolol are used by archers, snipers, pianists, and public speakers to suppress the anxiety response.
  • Yoel Romero's neck is fully fused, letting him absorb head strikes without his head snapping around.
  • No one knows if the 1962 Alcatraz escapees survived; one man has reportedly swum from Alcatraz 979 times.
  • Cerebrolysin, not yet tested for by WADA, is touted as a source of NGF/BDNF that may grow new brain cells after head trauma.
  • Some studies suggest creatine benefits up to 20 grams a day, far above the standard 5-gram recommendation.
  • Pereira reportedly registered 190 on a punch power-pad; the highest Joe scored with a kick was about 157.
  • Derek notes the spinning back kick Jon Jones used on Stipe Miocic is the same kick Max Holloway landed on Justin Gaethje.