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Joe Rogan · 2024-06-27

Joe Rogan Experience #1938 - Mariana van Zeller

Investigative journalist Mariana van Zeller takes Joe inside global black markets: guns, drugs, organs, ape trafficking, illegal fights, oil and gambling.

Joe Rogan Experience #1938 - Mariana van Zeller
The guest

Mariana van Zeller: Portuguese investigative journalist and host of National Geographic's 'Trafficked,' reporting boots-on-the-ground from illegal markets around the world.

What this episode covers

Mariana van Zeller returns to talk about reporting on the world's black markets for her National Geographic series 'Trafficked.' She walks Joe through ghost guns, the U.S.-to-Mexico gun pipeline, psychedelics, the opioid crisis and Florida pill mills, and the trafficking of endangered apes to private zoos in the UAE. The conversation spans stolen oil financing terrorist groups in Nigeria and Lebanon, Ukrainian surrogacy, illegal bare-knuckle fight clubs and CTE, underground gambling, cyber/ID theft, and organ trafficking along the Darien Gap. Her recurring theme: most people in these markets are driven by poverty and lack of opportunity, and inequality is the root cause of the black markets she investigates.

Recommended on this episode

BookRecommended

Hidden War

John Nores Jr.

“it was really good really interesting”
“I listened to that book it was really good really interesting because his original job was just to find people that were violating fish and game laws”— Joe Rogan
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Sons of Anarchy

FX

“I liked it a lot yeah that's great”
“did you watch that show no no I didn't but I've heard of it yeah there's always one episode I liked it a lot yeah that's great”— Joe Rogan
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Hell's Angels

Hunter S. Thompson

“it's a great book”
“did you ever read uh Hunter S Thompson's book Hells Angels I didn't but it's a great book it's that was really the book that kind of made him”— Joe Rogan

The guest's own work

MediaBy the guest

Trafficked with Mariana van Zeller

National Geographic

“it's uh trafficked with Mariana van Zeller it's on National Geographic next day on Hulu and that's on Wednesdays at 9 00 pm”— Mariana van Zeller
MediaBy the guest

The Oxycontin Express

Mariana van Zeller

“well that's how I found out about you from the Oxycontin Express that that was so eye-opening”— Joe Rogan
MediaBy the guest

Vanguard

Current TV

“the show that I worked on was called Vanguard and it was all these young journalists who most of us had just graduated”— Mariana van Zeller

Also referenced (named, not recommended)

ProductReferenced

The Liberator (3D-printed gun)

Defense Distributed

“who was the first one to use a ghost gun or a gun a 3D printed gun actually it's called The Liberator and he got into all sorts of trouble”— Mariana van Zeller
BookReferenced

Tell Your Children

Alex Berenson

“he wrote a book called uh tell your children and it was about marijuana and the dangers of marijuana”— Joe Rogan
MediaReferenced

American Pain

Darren Foster

“his actually had a film on CNN that's coming on HBO Max uh in April and it's called America[n Pain]”— Mariana van Zeller
MediaReferenced

The Sopranos

HBO

“the day before we'd been watching The Sopranos so in my mind they were coming out guns of Blazing and they were going to kill us both”— Mariana van Zeller
MediaReferenced

Tiger King

Netflix

“did you watch Tiger King I did so we were filming with uh we talked to Joe Exotic and Doc antel”— Joe Rogan
MediaReferenced

The Ultimate Fighter

UFC

“the reality show was The Ultimate Fighter Ultimate Fighting it wasn't a challenge no it was”— Joe Rogan
BookReferenced

Cobalt Red: How the Blood of the Congo Powers Our Lives

Siddharth Kara

“this is Cobalt red um the con how the blood of the Congo Powers Our Lives um having this conversation with him”— Joe Rogan

Big reveals from this episode

  • For her first guns story she bought an AK-47 out of a Taco Bell parking lot in Arizona via Backpage, then days later a .50 cal from a guy's garage.
  • A 'ghost gun' is simply an untraceable gun; 80% kits plus 3D printing make home-built firearms easy, and teens make drop-in auto-sears for 50 cents.
  • While reporting on Florida pill mills she and her husband were chased on I-95 by the George twins, who ran 'American Pain,' the biggest pill mill in U.S. history.
  • Baby gorillas and chimps sell for tens of thousands of dollars to private zoos, often in the UAE, with mothers killed to take the babies.
  • In Nigeria's Niger Delta 30-90% of oil is stolen ('bunkered'), refined in hellish barefoot conditions, and sold to groups like Boko Haram.
  • At a stolen-oil site workers picked up buckets of hot oil and threatened to throw it at her crew, thinking they were from an oil corporation.
  • Organ trafficking is real: a Colombian 'wrecker' for the clan cuts organs from living migrants, and a Mexican doctor defends black-market kidneys.
  • A Miami single mom buys stolen credit-card data on 'Vice City' with a money-back guarantee; a Crips member made over $1M off COVID unemployment fraud.

Worth remembering

  • There are only five or six LSD chemists in the whole country; she interviewed a former one living out of a school bus in Montana who wept over losing his life's meaning.
  • Portugal decriminalized drugs with huge success: incarceration dropped, AIDS rates fell, and most people choose rehab over prison.
  • Only one pharma CEO went to prison over the opioid crisis, charged with bribing doctors to over-prescribe a fentanyl spray (Subsys).
  • There are more tigers in captivity in Texas than there are in the wild in the entire world.
  • Locals describe 'Bondo apes,' rumored six-foot, hundreds-of-pounds chimps that nest on the ground like gorillas and were filmed eating a leopard.
  • Bonobos use sex to resolve conflict, and the mother is the only family member who won't have sex with her son.
  • Ukraine became a global surrogacy hub, leaving American babies stuck in Ukrainian wombs when the war broke out.
  • CTE comes largely from sub-concussive blows; even soccer players get it from heading the ball.
  • Joe and a business partner once hit an 84% win rate betting on UFC fights, partly thanks to Anderson Silva's early dominance.
  • Gambling addiction is reportedly a leading cause of suicide, including among teens who get too far in the hole.