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Joe Rogan · 2024-06-27

Joe Rogan Experience #1924 - Andrew Santino

Comedian Andrew Santino and Joe Rogan ramble through motorcycles, pool, golf, cults, Vatican scandals, torture history and Michael Jordan's gambling.

Joe Rogan Experience #1924 - Andrew Santino
The guest

Andrew Santino: Stand-up comedian and actor; host of the Whiskey Ginger podcast, co-host of Bad Friends with Bobby Lee, and a regular on FXX's Dave.

What this episode covers

Andrew Santino joins Joe Rogan for a loose, wide-ranging three-hour hang the night after performing together in Austin. They drift from the dangers of motorcycles and the precision of pro pool and golf to cults, the Vatican's abuse scandals, UFOs and historical torture methods. Much of the episode is the two trading stories and reacting to videos Jamie pulls up, from wingsuit flights to a Tibetan sky burial and a family exhuming their grandmother. Santino also promotes his new Netflix special Cheeseburger, the third season of Dave, and the House Party remake, while teasing his upcoming move to New York.

Recommended on this episode

BookRecommendedISBN verified

Outliers

Malcolm Gladwell

“it's a great book”
“did you ever read Malcolm gladwell's outliers no but I've heard you talk about it it's a great book and one of the chapters in the book is about the Beatles”— Joe Rogan
BookRecommended

Chaos: Charles Manson, the CIA, and the Secret History of the Sixties

Tom O'Neill

“it's an amazing book”
“that MK Ultra thing that there's a book on it called chaos by Tom O'Neal it's an amazing book”— Joe Rogan
MediaRecommended

The Beatles: Get Back

Peter Jackson

“I don't think I've ever seen any footage of something so magical happening”
“watching Paul uh make like like improv so to speak get back watching that was I don't think I've ever seen any footage of something so magical happening”— Andrew Santino
MediaRecommended

Vatican Girl

“you have to watch this it's bananas”
“it's called Vatican girl I just Googled it two days ago it says they've reopened the case so I don't know dude you have to watch this it's bananas”— Andrew Santino
MediaRecommended

Some Kind of Heaven

“this is such a great beautiful docu series”
“that's exactly what it's called some kind of Heaven that's the guy brother this is such a great beautiful docu series about what it's like to live in one of these retirement”— Andrew Santino
MediaRecommended

The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia

Julien Nitzberg

“a documentary that you'd love”
“he did a documentary that you'd love called wild and wonderful Whites of West Virginia I know that documentary very well”— Andrew Santino
MediaRecommended

Le Reve

“if it's still around go see it”
“larev I think is what it was called I don't know if it's around but if it's still around go see it cuz that was wild”— Andrew Santino
MediaRecommended

Simon Says

Pharoahe Monch

“I come out to this song cuz I loved it so much”
“I had pharoh MCH on tour I would come out to phoh MCH Simon Says do you know that song”— Joe Rogan
ProductRecommended

Monkey Foot

Animal House Fitness

“These are [ __ ] amazing I bring these on the road with me”
“it's called a monkey foot and it clamps onto a barbell you strap it onto your shoe and it clamps onto a barbell so you could pick up dumbbells”— Joe Rogan
ProductRecommended

Knees Over Toes (ATG) program

Ben Patrick

“it's really amazing so I do all his stuff”
“I've been doing this knees over toes Rehabilitation you ever heard of that guy knees over toes guys on Instagram this guy's developed this whole program”— Joe Rogan

The guest's own work

MediaBy the guest

Cheeseburger

Andrew Santino

“cheeseburger it's available right now on Netflix it's [ __ ] hilarious your new [ __ ] is hilarious too the new [ __ ] you did last night very funny”— Joe Rogan

Also referenced (named, not recommended)

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Holy Hell

“I watched a documentary called holy hell it's on Amazon the guy who ran the cult [ __ ] everybody including the guys he would charge”— Joe Rogan
MediaReferenced

Dave

“the third season of that show comes out in March and then my Netflix special so it's like the beginning of the year has a lot”— Andrew Santino
MediaReferenced

House Party

“house party they remade house party oh my God yeah yeah I'm the white show the poster I'm the white”— Andrew Santino
MediaReferenced

The Beatles LOVE (Cirque du Soleil)

Cirque du Soleil

“I saw the Beatles one at the Mirage you sort of reedc discover the music of The Beatles like you forget how good their music was”— Joe Rogan
MediaReferenced

Jiro Dreams of Sushi

“it's like you see Jiro Dreams of Sushi I love they made that dude work on the the eggs for like a year”— Joe Rogan
MediaReferenced

I Think You Should Leave

Tim Robinson

“Tim Robinson his show I think you should leave which is fun he samples this baby baby baby and it's from William Bells”— Andrew Santino
MediaReferenced

King Kong (1933)

“it's called King Kong and they're like what is it I go it's about a giant gorilla but the special effects are so bad”— Joe Rogan
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The Exorcist

“I remember a babysitter showed me uh the Exorcist far before I should have seen it and I remember how crazy that I thought that was”— Andrew Santino
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Spotlight

“Spotlight and they went out of their way to expose them in real life they made the movie about it but it's like didn't even do anything”— Joe Rogan
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Godzilla vs. Mothra

“Godzilla versus Mothra which came out 1992 okay and then I found that movie but I have no idea where they would have used that sample”— Joe Rogan
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Rosemary's Baby

“he was in Rosemary's Baby for like a very small scene like as an extra one scene with Mia Pharaoh”— Joe Rogan
MediaReferenced

Body Brokers

“body came out called body Brokers that's a scripted film though it is but it's about a similar thing where like a rehab found out”— Joe Rogan
MediaReferenced

An American Werewolf in London

“Rick Baker and those guys that did special effects for like American Werewolf in London they say that you can't replace the physical special effects”— Joe Rogan
MediaReferenced

Quake

id Software

“you remember when we used to play Quake dudes would memorize Maps yeah yeah guys would”— Joe Rogan
MediaReferenced

Gravel Pit

Wu-Tang Clan

“Gravel Pit by wuang Clan when that song comes on as soon as that comes on that's like one of them songs that just you just start moving”— Joe Rogan
ProductReferenced

Toyota Land Cruiser

Toyota

“I had my Land Cruiser built with rock sliders and metal bumpers just in case it got hit it's a apocalypse car it's got a Giant gas tank”— Joe Rogan
ProductReferenced

Porsche

Porsche

“somebody rear ended my Porsche in back in LA and didn't get hurt that was like fascinating”— Joe Rogan
ProductReferenced

Ferrari

Ferrari

“buy a Ferrari I want to buy a Ferrari my six house man get up to that mountain”— Joe Rogan
ProductReferenced

Monster Energy

Monster

“I got my [ __ ] suit on in there and I'm sitting there and I'm all excited I'm filled up with Monster energy drinks I'm fired up”— Joe Rogan
ProductReferenced

Q-tips

Q-tips

“you can get caught in swabs at CVS that aren't made by Q-tip you're asking for Q-tips where's the Q-tips”— Joe Rogan

Big reveals from this episode

  • Pilots reportedly saw a man flying a jetpack in restricted airspace near planes above LAX.
  • They discuss how future Pope Benedict allegedly moved a priest who went on to molest as many as 200 deaf children.
  • The Vatican Girl case (Emanuela Orlandi, missing since 1983) was reopened, possibly tied to a forthcoming book by the Pope's longtime secretary.
  • Joe cites Pentagon consultant Eric Davis briefing the Defense Department on 'off-world vehicles not made on this Earth.'
  • Jack Ruby was allegedly visited by MK Ultra's Jolly West after shooting Oswald, went insane, then died of fast-spreading cancer.
  • Per Tom O'Neill's book Chaos, the CIA's Jolly West allegedly visited Charles Manson in prison and supplied him LSD for mind-control experiments.
  • Jeremy Roenick's story: Michael Jordan played 36 holes of golf and drank ~10 Bud Lights, then scored 52 points and won by 26 that night.

Worth remembering

  • Pool champion Shane Van Boning was born deaf and turns his hearing aid off to fully focus while playing.
  • A 22-23-year-old Russian pro (Fedor Gorst) ran out seven racks in a row against Joe at the studio table.
  • The Waste Management Phoenix Open builds a temporary stadium holding ~15,000-20,000 fans around the 16th hole.
  • Andy Stumpf flew 17.5 miles in a wingsuit after jumping from about 35,000 feet with oxygen.
  • Outliers explains the Beatles got tight playing roughly eight hours a day in Hamburg before returning to Liverpool.
  • Joe's walkout song was Pharoahe Monch's 'Simon Says,' whose Godzilla sample was never cleared.
  • Britain has centuries-old 'gurning' competitions judging who can make the most grotesque face.
  • The Chinese torture 'Ling Chi,' or death by a thousand cuts, was used for hundreds of years.
  • A Tibetan sky burial involves cutting up a body atop a mountain and feeding it to waiting vultures.
  • David Goggins runs on bone-on-bone knees; surgeons cut and slid his bone to make a flat joint.