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Joe Rogan Experience #1923 - Mike Baker

Ex-CIA officer Mike Baker and Joe Rogan riff on Chinese intelligence, the JFK conspiracy, the FTX collapse, and post-pandemic life.

Joe Rogan Experience #1923 - Mike Baker
The guest

Mike Baker: Former CIA covert operations officer, founder/CEO of the Portman Square Group intelligence and security firm, TV host, and author.

What this episode covers

Mike Baker draws on his CIA and corporate-investigations background to unpack how Chinese intelligence aggressively harvests data and steals economic secrets, using a real GE Aviation espionage case as an example. He and Rogan range across the Biden classified-documents story, Russia-Ukraine, Iran's nuclear breakout timeline, and the Harry-and-Megan saga. A long Tucker Carlson clip about the CIA and JFK sparks Baker's skeptical-but-open take on conspiracies, including his belief there was more to the MLK assassination. The back half dissects the FTX and Binance crypto collapses as failures of basic due diligence, plus George Soros's influence game, and closes on pandemic-era schooling, remote work, parental leave, and religion.

Recommended on this episode

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Confessions of a Dangerous Mind

“that was a fun movie man it was a good movie”
“there was that movie Confessions of a dangerous mind yeah that was a fun movie man it was a good movie who played Chuck Baris”— Joe Rogan
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Evernote

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“I also use Evernote you can switch Evernote in between platforms”
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Apple Notes

Apple

“I use notes you know like for comedy it's like the best thing”
“I use notes you know like for comedy it's like the best thing but I also use Evernote”— Joe Rogan
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Zippo

Zippo

“I use a Zippo”
“besides the fact I use a Zippo oh remember the Zippos the ones that leave that nice smell yes that gasoline smell”— Mike Baker
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Bic lighter

Bic

“the nice thing about them I don't have to fuck with the top”
“I got a couple of Bick lighters too and you know the nice thing about them I don't have to [ __ ] with the top”— Mike Baker

The guest's own work

BookBy the guest

Company Rules: Or Everything I Know About Business I Learned From the CIA

Mike Baker

“on the 18th of January uh scribed is going to be releasing a book called company rules um it's my first Venture into books it's an audio book”— Mike Baker
MediaBy the guest

Black Files Declassified

Mike Baker

“it's the same reason I like to do TV shows like the black FY classified series is because at some point my kids you know can sit down when they're older”— Mike Baker

Also referenced (named, not recommended)

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Spare

Prince Harry

“he's put out this book uh spare or whatever it's called um yeah I guess everybody falls down one side or the other”— Mike Baker
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Deal or No Deal

“she was on Deal or No Deal yeah that's right yeah with the briefcases she didn't like being objectified on deal”— Joe Rogan
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The Gong Show

“I'm old enough to remember the gong show oh he was so fun the guy it's when someone's having fun when someone has like a Perpetual smile”— Mike Baker
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M*A*S*H

“I can't name one thing that Jamie far was in I don't think he did anything else... beses fam mash and the gong”— Joe Rogan
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Cannonball Run

“Cannonball Run was he in that yeah both of them wait a minute interesting says here I mean it's got his the poster comes up”— Joe Rogan
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Knives Out

“people will knock on the door I'll bring me a new case you know like Daniel Craig in those Knives Out movies”— Mike Baker
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Despicable Me

“I narrated it that's good yeah I used to fake voice I sounded like Gru from Despicable Me I just used that Voice”— Mike Baker
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Murder on the Orient Express

Agatha Christie

“I've heard of some of these stories but I've never watched them like a murder on the or Express death on yeah there you go okay”— Mike Baker
BookReferencedISBN verified

Man's Search for Meaning

Viktor Frankl

“and you know anyway that's man search for meaning man search ex yeah it never ends it never it never ends”— Joe Rogan
ProductReferenced

QuickBooks

Intuit

“how about these guys you know what they were using Quick Books oh yeah yeah they were using Quick Books the [ __ ] that like a guy uses if he has a small bookstore”— Joe Rogan
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iPhone

Apple

“for Christmas we got the two youngest ones Mugsy and Sluggo we got uh iPhones for them”— Mike Baker
ProductReferenced

Samsung Galaxy

Samsung

“if you had a Samsung Galaxy phone 10 years ago like they have today it would be the greatest thing ever”— Joe Rogan
ProductReferenced

Huawei

Huawei

“I was just reading about Huawei that even despite the US sanctions... they're still killing it they still have an enormous market share”— Joe Rogan
ProductReferenced

Toyota truck

Toyota

“khabib is very wealthy yeah and he drives a Toyota truck I mean he's uh he lives in the same house”— Joe Rogan

Big reveals from this episode

  • Baker details a real case: a Chinese intelligence officer (Xu Yanjun) cultivated a GE Aviation employee for engine tech before the FBI posed as the employee and helped get him extradited and sentenced to 20 years.
  • Baker says some legitimate estimates put Iran's breakout time to enough weapons-grade uranium for one bomb at about a week, with three weapons possible within a month.
  • Baker plugs his first book, an audiobook called 'Company Rules' on Scribd, framed as business lessons from his CIA days, not an agency tell-all.
  • A Tucker Carlson segment claims a source with direct access to withheld documents told him 'the answer is yes, I believe they were involved' regarding the CIA and JFK's assassination.
  • Baker says he finds the Martin Luther King assassination more suspicious than JFK's, citing James Earl Ray's sudden transformation, money, and travel to Europe.
  • Baker argues a little real due diligence would have exposed FTX and Bernie Madoff, noting FTX used QuickBooks and celebrity endorsements as credibility cover.
  • Baker and Rogan describe George Soros funding far-left DAs and local politicians to drive 'corrosion,' calling his open political influence operation both transparent and unsettling.

Worth remembering

  • Reports cited claim the Penn Biden Center / UPenn received roughly $54 million in Chinese gifts, including about $23 million in anonymous donations, from 2014-2019.
  • India banned TikTok along with 59 other apps in summer 2020 amid a geopolitical dispute with China, but short-form content simply migrated to Instagram Reels, YouTube Shorts, and Snapchat.
  • As of end of 2022 the US had spent roughly $50 billion on Ukraine assistance, about half of it military aid, versus only ~$250-270 million in military aid the year before the invasion.
  • A Taliban commander reportedly trolled Prince Harry over his claim in 'Spare' that he killed 25 fighters in Afghanistan.
  • Per the clip, the term 'conspiracy theory' barely existed in everyday American conversation before 1964, the year the Warren Commission report was issued.
  • CIA-contracted psychiatrist and MK Ultra figure Louis Jolyon West examined Jack Ruby in 1964 and declared him insane, a fact his New York Times obituary omitted.
  • Baker notes China dominates the world's supply of rare earth minerals, which are used in smartphones, missile guidance systems, electronics, medicine, and nuclear power.
  • A Forbes analysis found Binance lost about 15% of its assets and nearly a quarter of holdings left the exchange within two months of FTX's collapse.
  • Baker says he moved from New Canaan, Connecticut to Idaho to escape a three-hour daily commute on the Metro-North, which had the last bar car in America.
  • The US and Papua New Guinea are cited as the only countries without federally mandated paid maternity leave, prompting a debate about extreme 12-18 month parental leave policies.