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Joe Rogan · 2024-06-27

Joe Rogan Experience #2035 - Brian Simpson

Joe Rogan and comedian Brian Simpson riff on Oliver Anthony, eating disorders, CIA drug-dealing, fast cars, dying in space, and political corruption.

Joe Rogan Experience #2035 - Brian Simpson
The guest

Brian Simpson: Stand-up comedian and host of the podcast 'BS with Brian Simpson'; a regular at Joe Rogan's Comedy Mothership in Austin.

What this episode covers

Joe Rogan and Brian Simpson open by marveling at Oliver Anthony's overnight rise, recording a number-one song on a cheap Samsung phone after giving his life to God. The conversation wanders through Hollywood insanity (Amber Heard vs. Johnny Depp, Marlon Brando's fake Native American Oscar stand-in), a long deep-dive on anorexia and the genetics of eating disorders, and boxing/MMA breakdowns from Bernard Hopkins to Joanna Jedrzejczyk. They get into conspiracy territory with CIA cocaine-trafficking whistleblower Michael Ruppert and a South Pole 'directed energy weapon' claim, then pivot to cars, the dangers of space, slave-labor supply chains, and corruption in homeless-shelter finances. It closes on political cynicism about Trump, prison, pardons, and the Electoral College.

Recommended on this episode

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The Dropout

ABC News

“it's really good it's really good”
“Have you listened to the Dropout podcast series no it's really good it's really good but they made some real good”— Joe Rogan
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Collapse

“it's pretty interesting; it's a very compelling documentary”
“did you see the movie collapse though it's pretty interesting see if you've got a trailer yeah”— Joe Rogan
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House of Cards

“that was a great show it was so good such a good show”
“was this in House of Cards I think it has been yeah it has been but also he killed people in the regular Subway”— Joe Rogan

The guest's own work

MediaBy the guest

BS with Brian Simpson

Brian Simpson

“also listen to my podcast BS with Brian Simpson on all the platforms yeah zany Chicago”— Brian Simpson

Also referenced (named, not recommended)

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Da Bomb (hot sauce)

Da Bomb

“if you put some of that Da Bomb stuff you ever have that stuff oh yeah yeah already gave me a bottle of that stuff”— Joe Rogan
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Samsung Galaxy S20

Samsung

“I think he has a Samsung Galaxy s20 keep your publishing man I mean that's amazing it's just us it's a three-year-old phone”— Joe Rogan
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Air Force One

“I was just in the movie Air Force One what that was just a thing for the movie oh the Pod the Escape pod”— Joe Rogan
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Apple Vision Pro

Apple

“this is iPhone one okay that's right yeah this supposedly isn't even going to be available for everybody to buy”— Joe Rogan
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Meta Quest 3

Meta

“meta has a new uh VR headset that's coming out soon they have a three don't they yeah yeah isn't there”— Joe Rogan
ProductReferenced

Volvo S60 Recharge

Volvo

“I was I test drove a Volvo recharge the S60 and that's not the hybrid it's a hybrid well the thing is”— Brian Simpson
ProductReferenced

Tesla

Tesla

“455 horsepower yeah that's crazy that's a lot it's a lot for I mean it's not a lot for cars of today yeah my Tesla has 1100”— Joe Rogan
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Porsche 911 RS America

Porsche

“I have a 1993 Porsche it's a RS America so it was like the little hot rod uh stripped down version of the 911”— Joe Rogan
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Audi e-tron

Audi

“the Audi electric one is dope I'm looking at it that's a dope car Audi makes a fantastic car”— Joe Rogan
ProductReferenced

Acura NSX

Acura

“you know who made a great version of that they stopped making it sadly is the Acura the NSX oh really the last one was a hybrid”— Joe Rogan
ProductReferenced

Seiko (watch)

Seiko

“this dude looked at it he goes That's a dope watch what is I go it's a Seiko he's like oh”— Joe Rogan
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The Sean Ryan Show

Sean Ryan

“this guy was on the Sean Ryan Show and uh he is a air quotes whistleblower and he's explaining how he went down there”— Joe Rogan
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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

“I just saw the newer one oh there's a new there's a new one dial a Destiny is what was called again yeah”— Brian Simpson
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Oldboy

“they re-released old boy have you ever seen old boy Joe the original the Korean one yes I have that they just re-released”— Brian Simpson
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Vikings

“imagine watching a movie like this like you're watching like Vikings or some you're watching people hack each other apart”— Joe Rogan
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The Northman

“you're watching people hack each other apart like the northmen oh yeah you're watching that and it's just in front of you”— Joe Rogan

Big reveals from this episode

  • Oliver Anthony gave his life to God roughly 30 days before recording the world's number-one song straight off a phone with no studio.
  • Researchers identified two genes (ESRRA and HDAC4) that can push eating-disorder risk to 85-90%, and anorexia is cited as the deadliest mental illness.
  • LAPD narcotics detective Michael Ruppert publicly confronted the CIA director on a televised hearing, alleging the agency dealt drugs in South Central LA.
  • A Raytheon firefighter-contractor whistleblower (Eric Hecker) claims the IceCube neutrino detector at the South Pole is secretly a directed-energy weapon that caused the Christchurch earthquakes.
  • Brian recounts homeless-shelter finances with millions unaccounted for and a nonprofit executive arriving in a Phantom or Bentley.
  • Claim that Japan's CEO-to-worker pay ratio is roughly 20 times smaller than America's.
  • Amanda Nunes retired citing nerve damage in her legs from years of kicking.

Worth remembering

  • Oliver Anthony cut the WAV file directly from his own YouTube video to upload as the song, with no mixing or studio.
  • Marlon Brando sent Sacheen Littlefeather to decline his Oscar; she was later exposed by her own sisters as not Native American.
  • LeBron James reportedly treats his body 'like a pit crew at a race stop' and went largely injury-free into his 18th season.
  • The East Antarctica Plateau can hit about -144 degrees Fahrenheit, too cold for humans to inhale more than a few breaths without lung damage.
  • In a vacuum your bodily fluids boil (ebullism); you have roughly 15 seconds before passing out from oxygen deprivation.
  • A NASA astronaut once lost an entire tool bag during a spacewalk, with no way to retrieve it.
  • Bernard Hopkins fought at world-class level into his 40s, crediting prison-era discipline and clean living.
  • Every phone contains cobalt mined in dangerous, abject-poverty conditions in the Congo, as exposed by journalist Siddharth Kara.