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Joe Rogan · 2024-03-26

Joe Rogan Experience #2125 - Kurt Metzger

Joe Rogan and comedian Kurt Metzger riff on Gaza, woke culture's collapse, conspiracies, UFOs, vaccines and absurd scandals.

Joe Rogan Experience #2125 - Kurt Metzger
The guest

Kurt Metzger: Stand-up comedian, writer and sidekick on the Jimmy Dore Show, known for sharp political commentary and provocative humor.

What this episode covers

Kurt Metzger joins Joe Rogan for a sprawling, profane conversation that ranges from the Israel-Gaza war and media coverage to the perceived collapse of 'woke' ideology. They argue that institutions lie constantly, dissecting topics like trans athletes in women's sports, vaccine skepticism, and corporate DEI scores as a form of social control. The pair dive deep into conspiracy territory, including Antarctica's IceCube neutrino detector as an alleged directed-energy weapon, UFOs, JFK, P. Diddy, and the rumor that France's first lady is trans. Throughout, Metzger frames society as a many-leveled scam held together by secrets and incentives, while Rogan pushes back on specifics and emphasizes intent.

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“you ever read slaughterhouse Kurt vonet we to read the book in school because he was at Dresden Kurt vonet”— Joe Rogan
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Samsung 65-inch 4K TV

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Oppenheimer

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“Oppenheimer is a movie that people be watching decades from now”— Joe Rogan
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Barbie

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“even if it was like really good it's a Barbie movie you know ... that's a pretty good movie that's a different kind of movie”— Joe Rogan
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The Dark Knight

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Men in Black

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Bruno

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“you saw Bruno right yeah okay he almost got beaten to death for walking around all gay in that hiic area”— Kurt Metzger

Big reveals from this episode

  • Metzger argues the real push to ban TikTok came from Israeli soldier videos surfacing, not Hamas content, because it clashed with younger 'woke' users.
  • Claim that hundreds of thousands protested in the streets of Israel for months before October 7th, citing Dave Smith.
  • Metzger argues 'woke died' on October 7th when leftist coalitions split over support for Israel versus Palestine.
  • Long breakdown of Eric Hecker's Raytheon/Antarctica claim that the IceCube neutrino detector is secretly a directed-energy and earthquake weapon.
  • Metzger names his 'number one conspiracy': that French President Macron's wife is a trans woman who transitioned at 30.
  • Discussion of Macron's documented relationship with Brigitte beginning when he was 15 and she was 39.
  • They read aloud the legal allegations of Vince McMahon's alleged depraved conduct from a lawsuit.
  • Debate over reported NYC/migrant debit-card programs giving families up to thousands per month versus disaster victims receiving far less.

Worth remembering

  • Dresden firebombing described as a deliberate three-day Allied terror attack that killed tens of thousands of civilians.
  • Joe recalls early plasma TVs costing around $20,000; a comparable 65-inch 4K set now sells for under $400.
  • UFC heavyweight Walt Harris was suspended four years after testing positive for exogenous testosterone.
  • Exogenous testosterone is derived from wild yams, distinguishable from natural testosterone via carbon isotope testing.
  • Claim that autism is common among certain online subcultures, referencing the heavily documented 'Chris Chan' case.
  • Reference to Gary Webb, journalist who exposed CIA-crack connections and later died of two gunshot wounds to the head.
  • The IceCube detector's 5,160 sensors ('DOMs') are embedded in Antarctic ice and described as transmitting at 247 volts each.
  • Haiti was forced to pay reparations to France for its freedom, with payments reportedly continuing into 1985 via Chase Bank.
  • Average age of Ukrainian soldiers cited as around 50, with claims of half a million casualties.
  • Metzger describes a friend prescribed 60 milligrams of Adderall a day as an eight-year-old.