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Joe Rogan · 2024-06-27

Joe Rogan Experience #1998 - Ali Siddiq

Comedian Ali Siddiq joins Joe Rogan for a sprawling talk on prison life, comedy, family, aliens, ancient catastrophes, and boxing.

Joe Rogan Experience #1998 - Ali Siddiq
The guest

Ali Siddiq: Houston-based stand-up comedian and master storyteller, formerly incarcerated, known for his Domino Effect storytelling specials he now self-releases on YouTube.

What this episode covers

Ali Siddiq talks with Joe Rogan after his special's HBO deal fell through and he put it on YouTube to 8.8 million views instead. The conversation ranges from distrust of government and the censorship of medical science online to ancient lost civilizations and the Younger Dryas impact theory. Ali gives a detailed, firsthand breakdown of how small-town Texas prisons operate as self-perpetuating, family-staffed industries with no real oversight, and reflects on responsibility, family, and the choices that landed him in jail at 16. They also riff at length on aliens and UFOs, the state of teaching and schools, and close with an extended boxing deep-dive covering Mayweather, Gervonta Davis, Foreman-Frazier, and pool hustling.

Recommended on this episode

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Ancient Apocalypse

Graham Hancock

“it's amazing”
“ancient apocalypse that's on uh Netflix it's amazing and it's all talking about like these insane structures that people built”— Joe Rogan
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Toyota Land Cruiser (1995)

Toyota

“I love that Land Cruiser”
“I have a 1995 Toyota Land Cruiser that I had built like as a apocalypse vehicle it's lifted it's got off-road tires”— Joe Rogan
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Chimp Empire

“a great show on Netflix”
“there's a great show on Netflix called chimp Empire and chimp Empire is all about these scientists that are embedded in this chimp tribe”— Joe Rogan
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Holy Hell

“you should watch the document the documentary is wild”
“it's called holy hell yeah it's about this dude his name is Jaime Gomez and he was a gay porn star and a hypnotist”— Joe Rogan
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Shure microphone

Shure

“these are my favorite ones we've been using these forever”
“you got a mic like this these are Shores these are my favorite ones we've been using these forever you put it on a stand”— Joe Rogan

The guest's own work

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Domino Effect

Ali Siddiq

“tell everybody the names your specials where they can get them Domino effects domino effect 2 lost they can go right on to um my website”— Ali Siddiq
MediaBy the guest

Domino Effect 2

Ali Siddiq

“the names your specials where they can get them Domino effects domino effect 2 lost they can go right on to um my website”— Ali Siddiq
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Lost

Ali Siddiq

“this loss is on YouTube you can go straight to YouTube and watch it for free or you can go to the website and watch it for free”— Ali Siddiq

Also referenced (named, not recommended)

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The Epic of Gilgamesh

“the thing about Noah and the Ark though if you go back to that that story is very similar to a story that's in the Epic of Gilgamesh”— Joe Rogan
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The Ice Age Inheritance

“you ever read the book um the Ice Age inheritance no this is this is what it talks about people um how they went into the Ice Age”— Ali Siddiq
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Naked and Afraid

“is this what Naked and Afraid is about are they getting ready for the apocalypse no like they're just exploiting dummies”— Ali Siddiq
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Jason Bourne

“I'm thinking always thinking long term I always gotta you know like I'm Jason Bourne like I won't come up fast for some cash”— Ali Siddiq
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Men In Black

“if we we see an alien I'm I'm not gonna not pay attention it's like Men In Black like they gotta look normal”— Ali Siddiq
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The Jetsons

“we still don't believe in The Jetsons and we like nobody so they were already pulling people up on on big screens talking to each other”— Ali Siddiq
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E.T.

“it's like okay let's see how they act with E.T okay they see me love that movie”— Ali Siddiq
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Nike Air Force 1

Nike

“of all of the Air Force Ones he buys he only wears them once and then gives them away to someone one fresh pair a day”— Joe Rogan
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Rolex Sky-Dweller

Rolex

“you look at him like who the [ __ ] is this dude with a Rolex not a Rolex Rolex is going down that's a sky dweller”— Joe Rogan
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Zoom podcast recorder

Zoom

“uh Zoom they have like pre-made podcast setups that you can buy that's how popular podcasts are”— Joe Rogan
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Tesla

Tesla

“I'm not trusting it like that yeah I don't trust it I have it I don't trust it you have it yeah I have a Tesla”— Ali Siddiq
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Locked Up Abroad

“no I think Locked Up Abroad has changed that whole ideology oh yeah Locked Up Abroad has changed”— Ali Siddiq
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28 Days Later

“you know that's the the premise of the movie 28 Days Later outbreak it out and when I when the story happened”— Ali Siddiq
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The Hustler

“when the movie The Hustler came out with Jackie Gleason and Paul Newman in 1963 the movie was so popular that New York fats changed his name to Minnesota Fats”— Joe Rogan
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The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

“I was the sitcom that somebody's son got hustled I think it was either good times oh it's good it's probably good and he came down to Jane oh yeah Fresh Prince”— Ali Siddiq

Big reveals from this episode

  • Ali's comedy special was dropped by HBO over his opinions, so he released it free on YouTube where it got 8.8 million views.
  • Ali explains how Texas builds prisons in tiny towns like Hondo, employing the whole town's interrelated families as guards with no outside oversight.
  • Ali says Texas inmates are paid zero dollars for their labor while clearing fields, growing crops, and making goods that are sold.
  • Ali recounts his first arrest at 16, jailed on a $20,000 bond after being in a car with people who robbed someone, costing his working mother $2,000.
  • Joe reveals the Austin building he tried to buy (One World Theater) was built by members of a cult led by Jaime Gomez, subject of the documentary Holy Hell.
  • Joe explains the Comedy Mothership is themed entirely on UFOs, with a lobby replica of Bob Lazar's described Area 51 craft.

Worth remembering

  • Core samples from ~11,800 years ago show high iridium (rare on Earth, common in space) and nano diamonds, evidence of comet impacts in the Younger Dryas theory.
  • A 19-mile-wide impact crater, the Hiawatha crater, was discovered preserved under a kilometer of Greenland ice.
  • Denver has an unusually high rate of premature births, attributed to its high altitude being rough on pregnant women.
  • Joe cites New Zealand as having the best school system because teachers are well paid and people genuinely want to teach.
  • Three baboons escaped a San Antonio biomedical lab by standing a 55-gallon barrel upright to scale the wall; one returned on its own.
  • Robert Sapolsky's garbage-dump baboon troop developed a lasting 'no asshole rule' after its aggressive alpha males died from eating tainted food.
  • Floyd Mayweather reportedly buys Air Force Ones, wears each fresh pair only once, then gives them away.
  • 'Minnesota Fats' was really New York's Rudolph Wanderone, who renamed himself after the 1961 film The Hustler claimed it was about him.
  • Hunter S. Thompson, flown to Africa by Rolling Stone to cover the Foreman-Ali fight, was so sure Ali would die that he stayed in his hotel pool and never watched.