
“Which ones you taking? Um I have Liquid I.V. I take those pouches with me everywhere. I take those, too.”— Tom Segura
Porsche
“You get behind the Turbo S and tell me you don't want to hit 175.”— Tom Segura
“You saw Uncut Gems, right? Yeah. Adam Sandler movie? Yeah, he was great in that. Great. Great movie though.”— Tom Segura
“Cop Land. That was a very good movie and he was very good in it. He was.”— Joe Rogan
Primal Kitchen
“So like I like avocado oil. I'd like some of that primal kitchen mayonnaise. It's made with avocado oil.”— Joe Rogan
Microsoft (inferred)
“I was like, "I can go buy an Xbox now." Like I was so happy. I just copied some guy that had way more money.”— Tom Segura
Brunswick (inferred)
“these are four like So it's for like good [ __ ] playing... It's like the perfect It's like It's a gold crown.”— Joe Rogan
Pink Floyd (inferred)
“First time I made out with a girl when I was 13, I heard Comfortably Numb. And now he's sending you texts.”— Tom Segura
Malcolm Gladwell
“you know, in the Malcolm Gladwell book about the Beatles when they played in Hamburg. The thousands of hours.”— Joe Rogan
HBO
“there was a documentary that HBO had on called Hacking Democracy. And it was about the Diebold machines.”— Joe Rogan
“I remember when I was on Fear Factor. So I was uh you know, doing stand-up when I could, but god damn it, I was working a lot.”— Joe Rogan
“I did that when I was on NewsRadio, for sure. I was doing the same set for like 2 years. I wasn't fixing anything.”— Joe Rogan