
“that's the most interesting show I you learn something it's not about shooting and just heroin it's all this little you know”— Joey Diaz
Whoop
“I got the whoop watch... the whoop watch put me on to sleep it's helped me sleep better because I finally realized”— Joey Diaz
Soundgarden
“blow up the outside world is a masterpiece that song's a it's a masterpiece of sound everything about it”— Joe Rogan
Led Zeppelin
“I love the Immigrant Song The Immigrant Song on three listen and that's what really shows you every album they kind of change it up”— Joey Diaz
Led Zeppelin
“the best Leed zeppin song after all those songs Jimmy Pig's best work since I've been loving you”— Joey Diaz
Lynyrd Skynyrd
“when that guitar solo goes on in Freebird when you're 16 years old... that's the greatest guitar solo of all time”— Joe Rogan
Joey Diaz
“Joey Diaz is an author look at this I bet this is great I've heard most of these stories”— Joe Rogan
David Lifton
“you'll read you know David lifton's book best evidence and you'll be like there's no [ __ ] way they killed him”— Joe Rogan
“early on when you watch The Sopranos they go to a wake every other week New Jersey you're in a wake every other week”— Joey Diaz
“now they say that when you die you lose how much pounds that's I don't think that's real that's 21 Grams that's a movie that dude made”— Joe Rogan
“I watched The Exorcist it didn't [ __ ] with me as long as those as much as those caskets [ __ ] with me”— Joey Diaz
HBO (inferred)
“you ever watch that HBO show with Dr Michael badden autopsy sometimes they exume people and they find out that the wife really did it”— Joe Rogan
“some guy hit pocket at me and took me to a meeting and that was six feet under”— Joey Diaz
“remember that speech that that dude gave Kevin Cosner which one and JFK yes what was the guy's name”— Joey Diaz
“Nigel is they're already on season 3 prequel to American Gangster I think”— Joey Diaz
“the guy who played that [ __ ] dude that blows his head off in Full Metal Jacket what's his name Vincent Denio”— Joey Diaz
“Forest Whitaker was in The Color of Money he played the guy that hustled fast Ed”— Joey Diaz
“that dude that played uh Fast Times of Ridgemont High the brother that goes after Shawn Penn the big dude”— Joey Diaz
“the guy that [ __ ] got offered a deal for animal house he would have been like $1 million he took the $10,000 one payment”— Joey Diaz
“Donald Sutherland Donald guy from Invasion of the Body Snatchers the guy that [ __ ] got offered a deal for animal house”— Joey Diaz
“Amin and that [ __ ] uh what the last king of Scotland I don't know that's the same Great Ghost Dog”— Joey Diaz
“Great Ghost Dog Ghost Dog and denofrio godamn that [ __ ] that guy has been around”— Joey Diaz
“we both experienced like you did movies The Longest Yard we we did a bunch of stuff”— Joey Diaz
“watch that documentary 101 times... 101 ways to kill Castro wasn't that the name of the documentary”— Joey Diaz
“I watched that [ __ ] thing again a couple weeks ago The Green Mile whatever the green book you know that dude's in the South”— Joey Diaz
“his set on Def Jam to this day was one of the at at the time I remember thinking God damn this guy's talented”— Joe Rogan
“not Tupac tumac the kid who was the last dragon yeah yeah last dragon okay the show going to Harlem”— Joey Diaz
“oh there's a movie about it wow two days after Dr Martin Luther King Junior's assassination singer James Brown performs at the Boston Garden”— Joe Rogan
“it' be a great sitcom yes it is like a a single camera like a you know like a Louie style”— Joe Rogan
“well when I was doing Fear Factor I didn't tour hardly at all and all cuz I was really working a lot”— Joe Rogan
Onnit (inferred)
“it's just weed it's a real problem these 420 shows... two alpha brains I'll [ __ ] pull his name out I just saw”— Joey Diaz
Toyota
“I had a 2002 Toyota Supra turbo that I got the craziest sound system ever put into this [ __ ] thing”— Joe Rogan
Porsche
“that was a super turbo 911 Turbo that had a 2002 911 Turbo I had that crazy sound system in it”— Joe Rogan
Soundgarden
“we were sitting in the Denali in The Comedy Store parking lot just jamming The Spoon Man Spoon Man”— Joe Rogan
Led Zeppelin
“I used to always crank a whole lot of love when I was on my way to the store”— Joe Rogan
Led Zeppelin
“they got a hillbilly song called [ __ ] Gallows Pole it's a hillbilly song or a country song”— Joey Diaz
Led Zeppelin
“that's House of the Holy that was the second album that put me over the top”— Joey Diaz
Led Zeppelin
“it was always played Stairway to Heaven or somebody wanted to get crazy you play Freebird”— Joe Rogan
Seal
“I would really hear it in was seal when you kiss by a rose there's sound coming from all over the place in that song”— Joe Rogan
The Beatles
“why My Guitar Gently Weeps oh I love all that [ __ ] oh my God I love the Beatles from re revolver on”— Joey Diaz