
Audi
“bought an Audi R8 first. That went fast. Nice blue Audi R8. Beautiful.”— True Geordie
McLaren
“Then I swapped that for a McLaren uh which they had the convertible. the roof come down. I thought I was the dog's bollocks”— True Geordie
Bentley
“Then I swapped that for a Bentley um GT 6 L um the Continental. Um white leather interior. Gorgeous. All black wheels”— True Geordie
Gymshark
“you've signed this deal with um obviously Gym Shark, which is great, and you've you've done a deal with Beats, which is great.”— Steven Bartlett
Beats by Dre
“But now Poker Stars, Beats by Dre, Gym Shark, and Twitch apparently think I'm marketable. So I proved that wrong, didn't I?”— True Geordie
PokerStars
“Poker stars as well. Shout out poker stars. Got to love poker stars.”— True Geordie
Rudyard Kipling
“there's that old poem um is it Roard Kipman? Treat these two imposters just the same.”— True Geordie